{"product_id":"fuck-now-there-are-two-of-you-go-the-fuck-to-sleep-3","title":"Fuck, Now There Are Two of You (Go the Fuck to Sleep #3)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Adam Mansbach, whose breakout book \u003cem\u003eGo the F**k to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e was recorded by Samuel L. Jackson to viral acclaim, has completely shaken up the children's lit space with his profane, candid, and deeply hilarious odes to the trials of parenthood.\" --\u003cem\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Big [expletive] news! Adam Mansbach, the author of the 2011 \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestseller \u003cem\u003eGo the F**k to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e is back with another brutally honest book for parents. It's called \u003cem\u003eF**k, Now There Are Two of You, \u003c\/em\u003e and you need it in your home library (just not on the shelves the kids can reach).\" \u003cem\u003e--TODAY Parents\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eADAM MANSBACH FAMOUSLY GAVE VOICE\u003c\/strong\u003e to two of parenting's primal struggles in \u003cem\u003eGo the Fuck to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eYou Have to Fucking Eat\u003c\/em\u003e--the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestsellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents--new, old, expectant, and grand--of multiple children already knew the answer. Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eFuck, Now There Are Two of You\u003c\/em\u003e is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, \u003cem\u003eFuck, Now There Are Two of You\u003c\/em\u003e articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.\u003c\/p\u003e\r","brand":"Adam Mansbach, Owen Brozman","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44443139670252,"sku":"9781617757600","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/1791\/3068\/files\/9781617757600.jpg?v=1708841892","url":"https:\/\/allstora.com\/products\/fuck-now-there-are-two-of-you-go-the-fuck-to-sleep-3","provider":"Allstora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}