{"product_id":"how-to-draw-a-zombie","title":"How to Draw a Zombie","description":"\u003cb\u003eWhen it comes to drawing zombies, embracing imperfection is the way to go in this tongue-in-cheek instructional picture book narrated by a zombie.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, you want to know how to draw a zombie, huh? Luckily, we found a zombie who knows all the zombie-drawing secrets. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere's its top advice: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eArt supplies. Include glue in case your hand falls off.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eStart with a head. A lopsided square is excellent. Or a parallelogram.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAdd some wonky little lines for hair, too. We aren't going for Prince Charming here.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDraw eyes--definitely not the same size!\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDraw a nose--remember, just a slit.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eNow give it some teeth, say, about eighty. And they have to be HORRIBLE.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd maybe your zombie wants a pet? Or a car? Or some cake? It's a good idea to keep your zombie happy at all times. One mingy slice of cake's not gonna cut it! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInsider info? The glue also works on heads that roll off. And remember, when it comes to drawing a zombie, a BAD zombie is a GOOD zombie.","brand":"August Wagner, Zoey Abbott, August Wagner, Zoey Abbott","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47613325803756,"sku":"9781665990899","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/1791\/3068\/files\/9781665990899.jpg?v=1778291793","url":"https:\/\/allstora.com\/products\/how-to-draw-a-zombie","provider":"Allstora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}