{"product_id":"maggie-the-dread-a-novel","title":"Maggie the Dread (a Novel)","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe end is nigh. Bring snacks!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen Sebastian accidentally releases a long-imprisoned vampire-goddess after a rough day at school, he sets off a chain of events that will result in the destruction of reality as he knows it, unless he can find a way to stop it.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSeventh-grader Sebastian Onizuka is having a terrible Friday. He overslept after making a video game, spilled orange juice on his pants so it looked like he peed on himself, and then accidentally freed a vampire-goddess from a cursed stone obelisk in the detention room. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWait, \u003ci\u003ewhat\u003c\/i\u003e? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCenturies ago, twelve-year-old goddess Maggorthulax was imprisoned to stop her from devouring the universe. But now that she's free, Maggorthulax--or Maggie as she likes to be called--is going to destroy reality during the upcoming solar eclipse. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDespite being the Princess of the Abyss, Maggie would rather eat shrimp chips, blip bullies in and out of existence, and binge-watch episodes of \u003ci\u003eThe Adventures of Toilet Man\u003c\/i\u003e than fulfill her evil destiny. Besides, she's never had a friend before meeting Sebastian, so she'd like to hang out a little longer before wiping out the universe. There's just one catch . . . there's nothing she can do to stop the end of the world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this laugh-out-loud book about friendship and bravery, Sebastian and Maggie have six days to find an ancient spell, navigate middle school, and save the world.","brand":"Austin Gilkeson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47599477293292,"sku":"9781499817058","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47599477326060,"sku":"9781499817065","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/1791\/3068\/files\/9781499817058.jpg?v=1777981093","url":"https:\/\/allstora.com\/products\/maggie-the-dread-a-novel","provider":"Allstora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}