Exactly 1000 books have been written up across history. Each one, a devastating failure. So every year Twitch Chat prayed for a new book. They pleaded for someone, anyone, to turn their insatiable desire for spamming words into literary form. And for a millennia, their prayers went unanswered.

Until now.

This extraordinary new book, written by the award-winning published-author DougDoug, is written by DougDoug and is a book. This book contains the word Doug about 50,000 times and nothing else.

With a Foreword by award-winning published-author Tee Morris, author of Twitch For Dummies and various other books.

We will be donating all profits from this book to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for the full first year of the book's publication, until at least October 2026. Or longer if it people keep buying it I guess.

Please enjoy.