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Ray of F*cking Sunshine Sticky Notes: 101 Happiness Notes to Swear and Share
Create your own d*mn sunshine and embrace your f*cking brilliance with 101 happy sticky notes!
Find your f*cking bliss and pass it on! Self-adhesive and removable, these mini messages are bursting with positive pick-me-ups, fun motivation, and cheerful reminders to inspire confidence, brighten your day, and spread the f*cking joy! Packed with bright, full-color designs and endless inspiration and encouragement to make happiness a d*mn habit, these 101 hilariously profane notes can instantly boost anyone's mood. Peel off the easy-to-use notes one at a time and post anywhere you or a friend will see them: mirror, door, TV, car window, or desk. It's time to shine bright as hell and share the smiles because you're f*cking radiant!
Use these f*cking happiness notes as:
- A funny white elephant gag gift, holiday stocker stuffer, or inspirational gift for a bad*ass woman, friend, family member, or coworker
- A joyful pick-me-up or cheer-up gift to surprise someone and laugh off the stress
- Hilarious daily reminders to improve your self-esteem and self-love this year
- A unique, tear-and-share alternative to classic affirmation books, with 4" x 5" trim size and quality adhesive you can stick anywhere
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Scissors on Strike: A Funny, Rhyming, Read Aloud Kid's Book About Respect and Kindness for School Supplies
Teaches kindness and respect for people and things. A hilarious, rhyming, read loud book that's perfect for the first or any day of school.
The classroom scissors have had enough!
Sometimes they spill their juice
And it gets all over us,
The kids are not concerned
That our metal parts could rust.
Buy this book for a good laugh, nighttime snuggle, or your favorite teacher.
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80s Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Put on your PART OF THE BODY warmers and press play on your ADJECTIVE mix tape! It's time to VERB back to the 80s, Mad Libs-style! If you thought the 1980s were "totally radical," you'll love these 21 fill-in-the-blank stories about the decade that brought us Day-glo, the personal computer, and a whole lot of hairspray! -
Amazing Puzzles and Quizzes for Every 10 Year Old
Filled with over 100 exciting puzzles and quizzes for you to enjoy with friends, family or just by yourself!
Are you a whizz at animal trivia? Do travel facts float your boat? Do you know all there is to know about dinosaurs?
Put your knowledge to the test in this fun-packed book of puzzles and quizzes! Look out for spot the difference, mazes, odd one out and word puzzles - and, of course, bags of quiz questions on sport, geography, space, food and more!
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The Joys of Getting Older
"A straightforward, clear-cut how-to book for putting a spark (or two!) back into your life. It truly describes the magical beauty to be found in the twilight years." --Yule Biyung, author and inspirational speaker "An inspirational look at the beauty found within the Circle of Life." --The Times Thomas and Cindy Senior are the best-selling husband-and-wife team who authored Retiring Gracefully and Senior Sex: How to Rekindle the Sizzle in Your Bedroom. In The Joys of Getting Older the tradition of their previous books, they have collected all their best advice and share their insights into how you can lead a happy and energetic life after reaching "that certain age." The Seniors are living out their dream retirement in sunny Florida, where hurricanes and theme parks provide routine stimulation in their lives. And not surprisingly, in the pages of this telling tome, readers will find 120 blank pages. Because in reality, getting older sucks! -
The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People
The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. - Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?)
- Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up
- Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women
- Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen
- Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different?
"Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester "Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken -
I Hate Reading: How to Read When You'd Rather Not
I Hate Reading is a highly visual paper-over-board chapter book designed to help even the most reluctant reader breeze through reading time, feel successful at reading, and even laugh! Get reluctant readers reading with I Hate Reading!
OK. So, you have to read for 20 minutes, but you don't want to. Maybe your mom or dad or teacher even has a timer--yikes!
If you have to read, but you don't like reading, this book is for you! If someone's bugging you to open a book, grab this one. In this book, you'll zoom through 20 minutes of reading . . . without really reading!
Did you know that 65% of 4th graders in the US read below grade level? Learning to read can be frustrating. But it can also be fun. I Hate Reading by Beth Bacon validates the experience of reluctant readers and rewards them with laughter.
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Sold outHow to Adult: An Illustrated Guide
An irreverent guide and gift book explaining what it means to be an adult in the real world.
What does it mean to be an adult? When am I an adult? How can I adult? How can I possibly get to the end of this page without checking social media?
To be an adult, physically, is to be a person who is fully grown or developed. To be an adult socially is to be financially self-reliant (to have a job), to be independent (to not live with your parents), and responsible (to be able to make sensible decisions). Legally you are an adult at 18, but adulthood can be a state of mind. There are children out there running their own companies. They are adulting better than you.
Stephen Wildish presents his findings, via charts, graphs, and illustrations, of what it means to adult in the areas of bed, work, social media, household chores, grooming, conversations, finances, and food and drink in this hilarious and relatable gift book, for anyone questioning whether or not they're doing this thing--i.e. "adulting"--correctly.
A hilarious gift for:
- White elephant, gag gift, or stocking stuffer
- New high school or college graduates
- Teen girl or boy birthday
- The friend or family member who refuses to grow up
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Walt Disney's Donald Duck Duck Luck: The Complete Carl Barks Disney Library Vol. 27
In this collection of world-famous Disney comics stories, Donald Duck decides to enlist Gladstone Gander and his unfailing good luck to prove a fortune cookie wrong when it warns, "You can't do anything right today." (Good luck with that!) Next, it's off to the roaring North Seas, on one of Uncle Scrooge's schooners, where Donald and the boys compete to bring in the most fish. But they're falling behind -- until Donald unlocks Scrooge's "Secret Device." Then Donald gets into trouble when Gyro invents a matter transmitter that only half works. And Donald and the boys, while on a trip to the Grand Canyon (to expose a fraud), get captured by cavemen! Plus: Daisy Duck strikes a blow for women's equality when she and her nieces climb Precipice Peak -- a feat that no man has ever dared! Also in this volume -- Carl Barks's stories of the Junior Woodchucks starring Huey, Dewey, and Louie, written and penciled by Barks with finishes by internationally acclaimed Duck artist Daan Jippes!Carl Barks delivers another superb collection of surprise, delight, comedy, adventure, and all-around cartooning brilliance: 200 pages of story and art, each meticulously restored and newly colored with insightful story notes by an international panel of Barks experts.
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Max und Moritz in English and Deutsch: A Boys' Tale in Seven Tricks/Eine Bubengeschichte in sieben Streichen
FULL COLOR, HIGH QUALITY, EDITION. The adventures of Max and Moritz in English and German.
First published in 1865, this classic book has entertained adults and children alike for over 150 years.
It tells the story of two mischievous boys who carry out a series of pranks on the long-suffering inhabitants of their town-and of how they meet their end.
A delightful classic tale which has endless appeal.
VOLLFARBIGE AUSGABE. Die Abenteuer von Max und Moritz auf Englisch und Deutsch. Erstmals 1865 veröffentlicht, unterhält dieser Klassiker seit über 150 Jahren Erwachsene und Kinder gleicherma en.
Es erzählt die Geschichte von zwei schelmischen Jungen, die den leidgeprüften Einwohnern ihrer Stadt eine Reihe von Streichen spielen - und wie sie ihr Ende finden.
Ein herrlicher Klassiker, der immer wieder aufs Neue begeistert.
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The World's Most Pointless Animals: Or Are They?
The World's Most Pointless Animals is a witty, quirky, colorfully-illustrated book featuring fascinating facts about some very silly animals...who we find are perhaps not so pointless after all. From familiar animals like giraffes (who don't have any vocal cords) through to those that surely should not even exist, such as the pink fairy armadillo (absurdly huge front claws, super tough protective shell in baby pink, particularly susceptible to stress), our planet is full of some pretty weird and wonderful animals. For example:- Koalas spend up to 18 hours a day asleep!
- Pandas are born bright pink, deaf, and blind.
- Dumbo octopuses flap their big fin-like ears to move around.
- A Narwhal's tusk grows through its upper lip--ouch!
With hilarious text throughout and bright, contemporary illustrations, this guide to absurdly awesome animals contains funny labelled diagrams and some excellent made-up Latin names (n.b. the jellyfish's scientific name is not actually wibblious wobblious ouchii). Carrying an important message of celebrating diversity and differences, The World's Most Pointless Animals inspires a drive to conserve our amazing planet and the creatures we're lucky enough to share it with. Quirky Creatures is a series dedicated to seeking out the weird and wonderful denizens of the natural world and explaining why they are so strange, from the ridiculous to the truly terrifying. Also available in this series is The World's Most Ridiculous Animals and The World's Most Atrocious Animals. -
Matilda Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about the world's most famous telekinetic: Matilda! Build your very own version of "The Chokey," lined with broken PLURAL NOUN and ADJECTIVE nails! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about tyrannical headmistresses, pigtails, and eating far too much chocolate cake, use your telekinetic powers in the world of Matilda! Play alone, in a group or in "The Chokey" itself! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. -
Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life: His 72nd Book
Garfield's back in this brand-new full-color compilation comic strip book--truly a must-have for fans! Garfield really gets into desserts. And why not? The best things in life are sweet! The confection-loving cat would gladly quarantine in an ice cream parlor for a month of sundaes! For Garfield fans, this new collection of comics is sure to be a treat! -
The History of England
First published in 1791, The History of England is a refreshingly witty, classic account of England's royal reigns from Henry IV through to Charles I. Written by Jane Austen aged 15, this is a topic she studied when she was a child.
In this mischievous satire on school history books, Austen's delightful juvinilia highlights her dry wit and advanced talent for writing. The History of England gives a humorous account of the country's well-known kings and queens, and is complete with Austen's original spelling quirks.
Describing herself as a 'partial, prejudiced and ignorant historian', Austen uses a light-hearted tone to parody the dry history books popularly seen in schools. This lively book mocks historians with outrageous characters and deliciously naughty intelligence.
This satirical volume's contents includes:
- - Henry the 4th
- - Henry the 5th
- - Henry the 6th
- - Edward the 4th
- - Edward the 5th
- - Richard the 3rd
- - Henry the 7th
- - Henry the 8th
- - Edward the 6th
- - Mary
- - Elizabeth
- - James the 1st
- - Charles the 1st
Proudly republished by Read & Co. Books, this classic treasure is a must-read for collectors of Austen's work and fans of English history.
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The Big Bento Box of Unuseless Japanese Inventions: The Art of Chindogu
In Japan, Kenji Kawakami is famous for his tireless promotion of Chindogu: the art of the unuseless idea. Kawakami has developed an entire philosophy around these bizarre and logic-defying gadgets and gizmos, which must work but are actually entirely impractical. Created in the spirit of anarchy, unuseless inventions are not allowed to be patented or sold.
Fans of the unuseless will love this completely absorbing collection of 200 Chindogu, including:
- the Drymobile (your laundry dries as you drive)
- the Solar-Powered Torch (never runs low on batteries)
- Duster Slippers for Cats (now the most boring job around the house becomes hours of fun--for your cat!)
- Walk 'n' Wash Ankle-Attachable Laundry Tanks (a perfect solution for the problems of inadequate exercise and hygiene)
- and many, many more.
These hilarious inventions have taken Japan by storm. Every one of the 200 items in The Big Bento Box of Unuseless Japanese Inventions has actually been manufactured to the highest standards, fully tested by pioneering members of the Japanese public, and documented in their unuselessness with photographs.
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Eight Yards, Down and Out: A Foxtrot Collection
FoxTrot is a comic strip with attitude, wit and a big dose of reality. Bill Amend's brilliant understanding of sibling rivalry and generational struggles comes to life in a refreshing blend of humor and truth.
Readers of all ages will love this glimpse into family life with the FoxTrot gang. Come and laugh with Roger and Andy, and their kids Peter, Paige and Jason.