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The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.
Featuring hundreds of jokes and over 50 illustrations, this collection provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of J.K. Rowling's bestselling wizarding books. Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven't learned the tickling charm yet? Don't worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. "Tom" Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:- How did Ron gas up the flying car?... "Expecto petroleum!"
- How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
- What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
- What's a Thestral's favorite day of the week?... Flyday!
For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Also available are Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff, Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddiculus Riddles for Ravenclaw, and Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigns for Slytherin.Sold out -
Mochi-Celeste Goes to Hawaii
A full-color humor book set in Hawaii with acerbic cat-attitude from "Mochi-Celeste".
Taking a break from her usual full-time job of being "The Boss", Mochi-Celeste takes a vacation in the Hawaiian Islands to explore the many things they have to offer: beach time, surfing, hula, sea turtles, volcanoes, beautiful sunsets.
Yet, with her iconic annoyed look on every page, even in paradise she is still "Never Satisfied".
Based on the actual bookstore cat "Celeste_the_Cat_Boss" of Instagram, who was ranked in the "Top 10 Bookstore Cats in the World" by MentalFloss.com.
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The World's Worst Assistant
***An Instant New York Times Bestseller*** A Goodreads Choice Nominee for Best Humor Book One of Vulture's Best Comedy Books of 2022 One of Business Insider's Best Books About Celebrities One of NPR's Books We Love in 2022 One of Hudson's Best Books of 2022 One of Audible's Best of Audiobooks of 2022 From Conan O'Brien's longtime assistant and cohost of his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, a completely hilarious and irreverent how-to guide for becoming a terrible, yet unfireable employee, spilling her trade secrets for minimizing effort while maximizing the rewards. Sona Movsesian didn't wake up one day and decide to become the World's Worst Assistant. Achieving such greatness is a gradual process--one that starts with long hours and hard work before it eventually descends into sneaking low-dosage edibles into your lunch and napping on your boss's couch. With a foreword from Conan O'Brien, The World's Worst Assistant is populated with hysterical black-and-white illustrations, comics, and more. It's a mixture of how-tos (like How to Nap at Work and How to Watch TV at Your Desk), tips for becoming untouchable (like memorizing social security and credit card numbers and endearing yourself to friends and family), and incredible personal stories from Sona's twelve years spent working for Conan that put their adorable closeness and professional dysfunction on display. In these pages, Sona will explain her descent from eager, hard-working, ambitious, detail-orientated assistant to self-awarded title-holder for the worst in history. This book is irresistible fun you'll want to give to every young professional in your life. For readers of heartfelt humor like that of Phoebe Robinson and Colin Jost, The World's Worst Assistant is a chance for fans, viewers, and listeners of Conan's shows and podcast to fall in love with Sona and Conan all over again. -
The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
"A masterly book" --Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of The Black Swan
"A classic" --Simon Kuper, Financial Times An economist explains five laws that confirm our worst fears: stupid people can and do rule the world Throughout history, a powerful force has hindered the growth of human welfare and happiness. It is more powerful than the Mafia or the military. It has global catastrophic effects and can be found anywhere from the world's most powerful boardrooms to your local bar. It is human stupidity. Carlo M. Cipolla, noted professor of economic history at the UC Berkeley, created this vitally important book in order to detect and neutralize its threat. Both hilarious and dead serious, it will leave you better equipped to confront political realities, unreasonable colleagues, or your next dinner with your in-laws. The Laws: 1. Everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals among us.
2. The probability that a certain person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.
3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person while deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses themselves.
4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals.
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Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese's
Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese's is a powerful and compelling collection of Tiffany Midge's musings on life, politics, and identity as a Native woman in America. Artfully blending sly humor, social commentary, and meditations on love and loss, Midge weaves short, standalone musings into a memoir that stares down colonialism while chastising hipsters for abusing pumpkin spice. She explains why she doesn't like pussy hats, mercilessly dismantles pretendians, and confesses her own struggles with white-bread privilege. Midge ponders Standing Rock, feminism, and a tweeting president, all while exploring her own complex identity and the loss of her mother. Employing humor as an act of resistance, these slices of life and matchless takes on urban-indigenous identity disrupt the colonial narrative and provide commentary on popular culture, media, feminism, and the complications of identity, race, and politics.
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Frozen Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Frozen!
Do you want to build a snow-NOUN? With 21 sweet and silly "fill-in-the-blank" stories about Elsa, Anna, and Olaf that will help you let it go, Frozen Mad Libs is perfect for fans of Disney's iconic movie! Play alone, in a group, or in Arendelle! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Frozen Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about the Disney hit!
- Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.
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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset--life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life. -
How to Suffer Outside: A Beginner's Guide to Hiking and Backpacking
2022 National Outdoor Book Award Winner in Instructional Outdoor Adventure Guide
- Refreshingly approachable guide for aspiring backpackers and casual hikers of all stripes
- Colorful and humorous illustrations throughout
- Relatable, rising female voice in outdoor literature
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Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #12
This fun-filled, full-color collection includes three books in one: Garfield Life to the Fullest, Garfield Feeds the Kitty, and Garfield Hogs the Spotlight! When one Garfield isn't enough--there's only one thing better than a Garfield collection: three Garfield collections! Garfield never puts off till tomorrow what he can eat today. The corpulent cat loves lasagna, adores anchovies, and is bonkers about bacon. Snacking is a full-time job for the tubby tabby, but he still manages to squeeze in a marathon catnap or two. Will Garfield ever change his ways? Sure, just as soon as Jon gets a date with a supermodel and Odie wins the Nobel Prize. The GARFIELD FAT CAT 3-PACK series collects the GARFIELD comic-strip compilation books in a new, full-color format. Garfield may have gone through a few changes, but one thing has stayed the same: his enormous appetite for food and fun. So enjoy some supersized laughs with the insatiable cat, because too much fun is never enough! -
Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids
From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a Halloween-themed joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.
Rob Elliott's bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Rob Elliott's irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!
Q. How does a monster like his coffee? A. With scream and sugar!
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott's beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
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Behind the Scenes
"Mick has been the catalyst for the most messed-up, funny, smart, low-budget, loud, subversive, hilarious, mind-expanding improv shows of his time." Bob Odenkirk, star of "Better Call Saul." In this follow-up to his highly regarded book "Improvise. Scene from the Inside Out", globally acclaimed improviser, director, and instructor Mick Napier focuses on the complexities and theories of long-form improvisation. This extended form of improvisation invites performers to be inspired for at least thirty minutes by a single suggestion as they push their creativity to the limit. Napier taps into more than 30 years of experience and distills his tools for success into practical, engaging lessons: -The art of introductions and edits -Different approaches to openers -Pros and cons of the backline -Why it's okay to be funny -Finding the dominant energy -Sustaining a solid character
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Just Joking Cats
You'll purr with delight at the latest Just Joking, this time all about cats! Discover crazy cat pictures and captions, laugh-out-loud lists, kitty knock-knocks, funny puns, tongue twisters, and more to share with friends and family. Plus read hilarious profiles of 10 real-life cat-lebrities. It's a great way to unplug and get your daily dose of feline fun! -
The World's Most Ridiculous Animals
This witty, quirky, colourfully illustrated and fact-filled book features some of the most absurd and flamboyant animals on the planet! The second title in the series from the hilarious Philip Bunting is filled with facts about some of the weirdest creatures in the natural world. The antagonist voice (speaking though cheeky annotations) points out the apparent ridiculousness of each creature's features, while the narrator's voice describe the evolutionary reasons or advantages for each animal's extraordinary characteristics. With hilarious text throughout and bright, contemporary illustrations, this guide to ridiculous animals contains funny labelled diagrams and will help teach kids about evolution by studying some of its most wild products! Quirky Creatures is a series dedicated to seeking out the weird and wonderful denizens of the natural world and explaining why they are so strange, from the ridiculous to the truly terrifying. Also available in this series is The World's Most Pointless Animals and The World's Most Atrocious Animals. -
Would You Rather Challenge Game For Kids And Their Adults: A Family and Interactive Activity Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 Years
The best gift for boys and girls who love games, jokes, question and answer.This awesome book is packed with hilarious and thought-provoking scenarios kids and thier adults will enjoy.
It's a perfect solution for kids family game, parties or car trip rides.
It features lots of would you rather questions.
This cute book makes a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor and creative mind.Looking for a great way to start some conversations and get the family talking?
You can make everyone drop their devices and do what humans do best - engage in conversation! with this game book for the family.
Would You Rather Challenge Game For Kids And Their Adults is full of great either or questions your family and friends will love to answer. They may choose the safe answer or the more crazy one? The best and fun part will be listening to everyone explain why they chose what they did!With the Would You Rather Challenge Game For Kids And Their Adults Edition you will:
- laugh and have fun with some silly responses
- get to know people a little better.
- enjoy numerous hilarious questions.
- start great conversations.
Get your copy of The Would You Rather Challenge Game For Kids And Their Adults Edition today!
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Whale Day: And Other Poems
A wondrous collection from Billy Collins, former U.S. Poet Laureate and New York Times bestselling author of The Rain in Portugal "The poems are marked by his characteristic humor and arise out of small, banal moments, unearthing the extraordinary or uncanny in the everyday."--The Wall Street Journal
Whale Day brings together more than fifty poems and showcases the deft mixing of the playful and the serious that has made Billy Collins one of our country's most celebrated and widely read poets. Here are poems that leap with whimsy and imagination, yet stay grounded in the familiar, common things of everyday experience. Collins takes us for a walk with an impossibly ancient dog, discovers the original way to eat a banana, meets an Irish spider, and even invites us to his own funeral. Sensitive to the wonders of being alive as well as the thrill of mortality, Whale Day builds on and amplifies Collins's reputation as one of America's most interesting and durable poets. -
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 22: Through the Wormhole
Through the Wormhole!
After Steve and Zombie accidentally launch a prototype display rocket and get sucked through a wormhole, they are happy to land safely back in the Overworld.
However, nothing is like its supposed to be.
Zombie's dad is organized, his mom is scatterbrained (without the brain), Zombie is allowed to stay up all day, and the humans are scaring the mobs!
Could they be in...a parallel universe?!
And, will they ever get home, or will this alternate reality be just too much fun to leave?
Jump in and Find Out!