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The Office Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Grab your World's Best Boss Mug and join your favorite Dunder SILLY WORD employees with The Office Mad Libs! Identity theft is not a joke, Jim, but The Office Mad Libs is full of them! Fans of the hit TV show The Office will love these 21 fill-in-the-blank stories so much, they'll be afraid of how much they love it.Sold out -
The Rest Is History: From Ancient Rome to Ronald Reagan--History's Most Curious Questions, Answered
This entertaining companion to the massively popular history podcast tackles everything from Alexander the Great to Agatha Christie, the Wars of the Roses to Watergate--with a unique blend of wit, wisdom, and good old-fashioned banter The Rest Is History podcast brilliantly distills major moments in human history, covering everything from the Trojan War to a historical ranking of the greatest dogs. Now, this official tie-in book brings the chart-topping podcast's charms to the page, offering readers a fresh, wide-ranging tour of humanity's essential, and essentially weird, moments, including:
- Did the Trojan War actually happen?
- What was the most disastrous party in history?
- Was Richard Nixon more like Caligula or Claudius?
- How did a hair appointment almost blow Churchill's cover?
- Why did the Nazis believe they were descended from Atlantis? Featuring an introduction from podcast hosts Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook, this book cleverly demonstrates that the past--from modern to ancient and every time in between--is both closer to us than we might realize and bafflingly strange, all at once. So run your Egyptian milk bath, strap up your best Spartan sandals, and prepare for a journey down the highways and byways of the human past. -
The Official Trixie and Katya Coloring Book
The first official coloring book from star drag queens and New York Times bestselling authors of Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood and Working Girls.
Suffering from stress, anxiety, or a strong desire to express yourself through the visual arts? Us too. That's why, after years of vigorous focus groups, intense market research, and meticulous vision boarding, we are proud to bring you the official Trixie and Katya coloring book. That's right, it's approved by us, Trixie and Katya, unlike the thousands of unlicensed hack jobs floating around the web. This coloring book features forty-four fabulous illustrations by superstar artist Aly Bellissimo, who has drawn Trixie and Katya in a variety of scenarios, ready to be brought to life with your artistic touch! -
The Necronomnomnom: Recipes and Rites from the Lore of H. P. Lovecraft
Reading about the slime- covered, non- Euclidean ruins of the sunken city of R'lyeh or the squamous, tentacled deity who slumbers there would make anyone hungry. Starting with the puns and working from there, authors Mike Slater and Thomas Roache have summoned forth 50 funny, bizarre, and horrible dishes such as:
- The Deep Fried Deep One
- Nog Sothoth
- Cthus-Koos
- The Great Old Buns
- The Gin and MiskatonicLike H. P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon, the legendary and forbidden book of the dead that is "alien to all sane and balanced readers," this cookbook contains many dark (but still delicious) secrets within its pages. The book comes infested with sanity- melting and mouth- watering illustrations, as well as annotations full of crazed discoveries and desperate warnings about the recipes that brave readers will undertake.
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How to: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems
AN INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
"How To will make you laugh as you learn...With How To, you can't help but appreciate the glorious complexity of our universe and the amazing breadth of humanity's effort to comprehend it. If you want some lightweight edification, you won't go wrong with How To." --CNET "[How To] has science and jokes in it, so 10/10 can recommend." --Simone Giertz
The world's most entertaining and useless self-help guide from the brilliant mind behind the wildly popular webcomic xkcd, the bestsellers What If? and Thing Explainer, and What If? 2, coming September 13, 2022 For any task you might want to do, there's a right way, a wrong way, and a way so monumentally complex, excessive, and inadvisable that no one would ever try it. How To is a guide to the third kind of approach. It's full of highly impractical advice for everything from landing a plane to digging a hole. Bestselling author and cartoonist Randall Munroe explains how to predict the weather by analyzing the pixels of your Facebook photos. He teaches you how to tell if you're a baby boomer or a 90's kid by measuring the radioactivity of your teeth. He offers tips for taking a selfie with a telescope, crossing a river by boiling it, and powering your house by destroying the fabric of space-time. And if you want to get rid of the book once you're done with it, he walks you through your options for proper disposal, including dissolving it in the ocean, converting it to a vapor, using tectonic plates to subduct it into the Earth's mantle, or launching it into the Sun. By exploring the most complicated ways to do simple tasks, Munroe doesn't just make things difficult for himself and his readers. As he did so brilliantly in What If?, Munroe invites us to explore the most absurd reaches of the possible. Full of clever infographics and fun illustrations, How To is a delightfully mind-bending way to better understand the science and technology underlying the things we do every day. -
Bob's Burgers Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Bob's Burgers! Why in the world did Bob put TYPE OF FOOD on the menu today? With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about the Belcher family, random musical numbers, and regular patrons, Bob's Burgers Mad Libs will make you feel like you're part of the family! Play alone, in a group, or at Jimmy Pesto's Pizza! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Bob's Burger Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about the hit animated show!
- Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.
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Christmas Cheer Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
May your days be merry and bright this Christmas with a four-in-one Mad Libs that brings joy to the NOUN. Celebrate Christmas one blank at a time with this giant bundle of Mad Libs Christmas cheer. With 84 stories and hundreds of blanks, this stocking-shaped collection is the perfect gift for everyone on your list -- naughty and nice.Sold out -
Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story
Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:- Plays music: plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down
- Violin replica: Includes a 3 4/5" replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrest
- Display stand: An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violin
- Illustrated mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of "tiniest violin"
- Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer
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Donner Dinner Party (Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales #3): A Pioneer Tale
In author-illustrator Nathan Hale's Donner Dinner Party, discover the shocking and true story of the ill-fated expedition in this Hazardous Tale from the New York Times bestselling graphic novel series. "These books are, quite simply, brilliant. . . . Thrilling, bloody, action-packed stories from American history." --New York Times In the spring of 1846, a group of families left Illinois and began the long journey toward a new life in California. To save time, they took an ill-advised shortcut--with disastrous consequences. Their story would not take them to California but into history. Bad weather, bad choices, and just plain bad luck forced the pioneers to spend a long, cold winter in the mountains, slowly starving. What they did to stay alive and the lengths that others went to in order to rescue them make this one of the most tragic and infamous stories of the American frontier. Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales take young readers into American history with graphic novels that bring the dangerous, bloody, exciting history of America to life. The Revolutionary War and the Civil War, World War I and World War II, the Donner Party, the Marquis de Lafayette, Harriet Tubman, the Alamo, and more all come to life in a way that will excite young readers of history. Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales! Read them all--if you dare!
One Dead Spy: A Revolutionary War Tale (#1)
Big Bad Ironclad!: A Civil War Tale (#2)
Donner Dinner Party: A Pioneer Tale (#3)
Treaties, Trenches, Mud, and Blood: A World War I Tale (#4)
The Underground Abductor: An Abolitionist Tale about Harriet Tubman (#5)
Alamo All-Stars: A Texas Tale (#6)
Raid of No Return: A World War II Tale of the Doolittle Raid (#7)
Lafayette!: A Revolutionary War Tale (#8)
Major Impossible: A Grand Canyon Tale (#9)
Blades of Freedom: A Tale of Haiti, Napoleon, and the Louisiana Purchase (#10)
Cold War Correspondent: A Korean War Tale (#11)
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Fuck This Shitshow: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women, Revised and Updated
This revised and updated edition of the bestselling, profanity-laced journal includes even more snarky activities, mantras, and prompts for readers looking to say "Fuck This Shitshow" and give the world the middle finger. Sure, being meditative and mindful sounds nice, but honestly, do you really have the energy for that? And for inner peace? You've got to be kidding. So if you're like every woman who's stressed out, trying to hold in her rage, and close to flipping the finger at the guy who just cut her off, then Fuck This Shitshow: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women is for you. Created by a fellow tired-ass woman and featuring prompts that are actually useful, like "Bitch Session" and "Asshole of the Day," positive affirmations reminding journalers that "Little Girls Cry, Big Girls Say Fuck" and "It's Better to Be Full of Wine than Full of Shit," and dozens of activities like "Unscramble This Shit" and "Color the Fuck," Fuck This Shitshow is the journal that every grown-ass woman needs and will want to share with her friends. -
Laugh-Out-Loud: The 1,001 Funniest LOL Jokes of All Time
Laugh out loud with this uproarious collection of the 1,0001 FUNNIEST jokes from the author of the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series. Perfect for car rides, rainy days, or anytime you just want to crack up!
Q: What goes up and down but never moves?
A: A flight of stairs.
With 1,001 of the ALL-TIME BEST, FUNNIEST, and HILARIOUS jokes, puns, and zingers, you're sure to have the perfect joke for any moment to keep the whole family laughing. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!
Rob Elliott's bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
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Cat-A-Pult: They Fly!
Launch mini cats into the air with this fun desktop game with a cat lover's twist!- SPECIFICATIONS: Includes a 3-1/2 x 1-1/2 inch mini cat-a-pult, 3 1-inch cats, and bullseye landing mat
- PORTABLE: Small size allows for some cat flying fun anytime, anywhere
- PURRFECT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: Makes a great gag gift or self-purchase for feline fans
- BOOK INCLUDED: Instructional mini book with full-color illustrations
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I Choose To Try Again: A Colorful, Picture Book About Perseverance and Diligence
In this rhyming story, Kiara learns how to keep going even when things get too hard. Through colorful illustrations and rhythmic rhymes, Kiara reflects on her mistakes and realizes that mistakes help her grow. Instead of avoiding them, she learns from them so she can improve.
Do you want your child to learn about perseverance and diligence? Your child will learn how easy it is to get back up after failing.
"I Choose to Try Again" is a story with social emotional learning (SEL) in mind. It has been praised by teachers and therapists worldwide.
This story told from Kiara's point of view will help open your child's mind to what it feels like to fail, and then try again. Kiara will teach your child how to be mentally strong.
With Kiara in real life examples, your child will learn to develop their understanding of their own emotions. Throughout the story, Kiara will show you what perseverance looks like.
Teacher and Therapist Toolbox: I Choose is an empowering series curated to empower young children to become aware of big emotions.
A new book series developed in tandem with teachers and therapists to help children cope with a range of emotions and teach them that they indeed hold the power to choose their actions and reactions.
Try not to say 'never.'.
That brainwashes you to fail.
It means that you won't have the chance
To raise the victory sail.
"I Choose to Try Again" was developed alongside counselors and parents to be used as a resource in a social emotional curriculum.
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Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge Cave of Ali Baba: The Complete Carl Barks Disney Library Vol. 28
"You can't depend on anything in Persia being what it seems!" warns Uncle Scrooge. But when he, Donald, and the nephews are approached by a wayward archaeologist bearing fragile clay tablets that point the way to Ali Baba's lost cave, the hunt is on for the most fabulous treasure of the ancient world! And Scrooge will soon discover how true his words really are! Then, Scrooge shields his Money Bin in an indestructible glass that defies the efforts of Magica de Spell and the Beagle Boys to crack it. What could possibly go wrong? Plus: the oddball inventions of the ever-eccentric Gyro Gearloose! Additionally, we're proud to present a rare story started by Carl Barks and completed by internationally acclaimed Duck artist Daan Jippes, never before published in the U.S. -- "The Pied Piper of Duckburg."Carl Barks delivers another wildly imaginative collection of outrageous adventures, laugh-out-loud comedy, and all-around comic book brilliance. Each page is meticulously restored and newly colored, with insightful story notes by an international panel of Barks experts.
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Pusheen Mini Puzzles
With these fun mini puzzles, kawaii and kitty lovers can piece together two cute scenes of the naughty, lovable Pusheen and her friends Stormy, Pip, and Cheek!
This adorable mini puzzle set includes two designs: one of Pusheen and her pals baking, another of the squad flying kites on a sunny day. Each itty-bitty jigsaw puzzle is made up of 169 tiny puzzle pieces and forms a 6.5" x 6.5" finished scene that you can craft-glue together and frame as decoration or simply break apart and start anew!
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid Mad Libs: Second Helping: World's Greatest Word Game
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories about Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Rowley said he didn't do any of his summer reading because he was too busy VERB ENDING IN "ING"! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about getting stranded in RV Parks, failing to impress your crush, and summer vacations, you'll feel like you're a part of the Wimpy Kid crew! Play alone, in a group or at the school dance! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Mad Libs: Second Helping includes: - Silly stories 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about your favorite characters from Jeff Kinney's New York Times Bestselling series!
- Language arts practice Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.
- Fun With Friends each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!