Joseph March is not a happy man. He's stuck in a dead end job. His boyfriend has left him for a younger man. There's a naked stranger in his bed. And, he's about to turn forty. When his friends want to whisk him away for a surprise birthday getaway, what's a nice, gay guy supposed to do? Go along for the ride! Hoping for a little relaxation, his friends have made reservations at a spa they discovered in an internet chat room, but, this is no ordinary spa. It's a health club, an educational seminar, a sex club, a nudist colony, a wilderness retreat and a penal institution all rolled into one! Forced to stay, Joe has ample time to re-examine his life. With the aid of his friends and an odd assortment of spa guests, Joe eventually decides that it's time to rejoin the human race, but that's easier said than done. Danger, drugs, hilarious characters, disaster and true love are all just a road trip away! If Joseph can survive the weekend, he just might find Euphoria! Euphoria is a full length comedy for the stage.