I Need a New Butt!

Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird

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Book cover for I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt Is So Noisy!: 3 Hilarious Stories in One Noisy Book
Book cover for I Need a New Butt!
Book cover for I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt Is So Noisy!: 3 Hilarious Stories in One Noisy Book

I Need a New Butt!

I Need a New Butt!

Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird

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Description

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" -- Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." -- Storywraps

About the Author

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

Publishing Information

Publisher: Dover Publications
Pub date: 2014-09-17
Length: 32 pages
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