Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!

Lauren Glattly

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Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!

Proper Badger Would Never Trash the Classroom!

Lauren Glattly

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Description

Proper Badger would never go to school . . . or would he?

Proper Badger is going to school. It's possible he got on the wrong bus, but he's always wanted to go school, and after all, he looks exactly like all of the other well-behaved, well-mannered students. He can't wait to get tons of gold stars. He has heard gold stars are crunchy and delicious. He will be on his very best badger behavior.

Take a bite out of the macaroni art? Release the classroom butterflies? Have the class pet for lunch? He would NEVER!

From author Lauren Glattly and New York Times bestselling illustrator Rob Sayegh Jr. comes a hilarious tale about a well-intentioned badger whose wild instincts just can't be suppressed.

"Uproarious shenanigans that will keep readers properly giggling."--Kirkus Reviews

About the Author

Lauren Glattly is the author of the Proper Badger Would Never! books. Once a proper student herself, Lauren peaked in preschool where she excelled in reading, wearing overalls, and disappearing into beanbag chairs. Lauren now lives in New York with her husband and son.

Rob Sayegh Jr. is a former toy designer turned author-illustrator of children's books. He is the author/illustrator of Love Tails and the illustrator of Arlo Draws an Octopus; Slow Down, Tumbleweed; and Seth Meyers's New York Times bestseller I'm Not Scared, You're Scared! When he is not doodling or writing, he enjoys collecting vintage toys, being an official snack taste-tester, and falling in love with every dog he meets. He currently lives in San Francisco, California, with his family. To see more of Rob's work, please visit RobSayArt.com.

Critical Reviews

"Uproarious shenanigans that will keep readers properly giggling."--Kirkus Reviews

Publishing Information

Publisher: Flamingo Books
Pub date: 2025-07-22
Length: 40 pages

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